Joker's Takeaway Greystones

Bought this expecting proper fish… what a joke.

The batter is literally thicker than the fish inside. Once you cut into it, there’s barely anything there—just a thin, sad layer of fish hidden under a mountain of uncooked batter.
“Fresh & Tasty” on the packaging is completely misleading. There’s nothing fresh about it, and the taste doesn’t make up for it either.

Honestly feels like a rip-off. If I wanted mostly batter, I’d have gone to the bakery next door.
I only tried the Fish Box.

If only zero stars were possible.
Epically unpalatable.
Fish smells of fish yet tastes like greasy nothingness.
The instant I stuck a fork in it I knew it was going to be the worst fish n’ chips I had in recent memory.
Full dinners, straight to the bin….pictured

I took only kids size but I was so full, portions are quite big. Only thing - I didn't realise that they serve chicken legs with bone,I tought that it'll be a fillet like everywhere else. But other than that I liked this place! Very reasonable prices too.